Deer Meat

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to
know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the
clue. Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
 
The little girl screams to her brother,
"Spit it out, it's an a**hole!"